The Razzies are the 2nd most anticipated award show of the year, right behind the Academy Awards. Fuck the Golden Globes, even the winners don't fucking care about them. Here's Bono using his Golden Globe for a Crunk Juice Sipper.

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Here's Jack Nicholson not giving a fuck while winning his Golden Globe and thinking "Yay, another toilet plunger."

Fuck the Spirit Awards. Fuck what ever other film awards show there is, it all comes down to two shows. The top one and the Razzies... and you lucky bastErds are in for a treat with this year's winners of the Razzies.
Worst Picture of 2009:
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
(Aka Trannies, Too)
Worst Actress of 2009:
Sandra Bullock
ALL ABOUT STEVE
Worst Actor(s) of 2009:
All Three Jonas Brothers
JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
Worst Screen Couple:
Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper
ALL ABOUT STEVE
Worst Supporting Actress:
Sienna Miller
G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA
Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Ray Cyrus
HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2009):
Land of The Lost
Worst Director:
Michael Bay
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (AKA TRANNIES, TOO)
Worst Screenplay:
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
WRITTEN BY EHREN KRUGER & ROBERTO ORCI & ALEX KURTZMAN,
BASED ON HASBRO’S TRANSFORMERS ACTION FIGURES
Special 30th RAZZIE®-versary Awardz
Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth
NOMINATED FOR 10 RAZZIES® / “WINNER” OF 8
(INCLUDING WORST DRAMA OF OUR FIRST 25 YRS)
Worst Actor of the Decade:
Eddie Murphy
NOMINATED FOR 12 “ACHIEVEMENTS” / “WINNER” OF 3 RAZZIES®
ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH, I SPY, IMAGINE THAT,
MEET DAVE, NORBIT, SHOWTIME
Worst Actress of the decade
Paris Hilton
NOMINATED FOR 5 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 4 RAZZIES®
THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE, HOUSE OF WHACKS,
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Here's Bullock accepting her 2010 Razzie Worst Actress Award...